Starkit's Farewell

So, you pathetic members of Warriors Wish. You see at last that you are too late. You got your precious moderator Gorsecloud back. For that you should be thankful. I could have done a lot worse to her than I did. However, you have thwarted me in the plans to delete the forums. I waited too long, because I wished to see your reactions, and soon, I'll be fleeing from the anger of my remaining family. However, my rage is fullfilled, I believe. I regret that I did not have the time to get to know my siblings, above all else, but under the circumstances, I believe that it is hardly likely that my presence is welcome.

Maybe I'll see you all again someday, maybe I won't. I think not... I truly don't care anymore. But always remember my victory over you fools. Now, I'll move abroad. This is the last you'll see of me.

Farewell.

Starkit

HF's Final Words

Members of Warrior's Wish... I would never hurt my own kit... and so for that I am not to be here much longer... I have to hurry and get this doen, but I will do my bes not to disappoint you all. It's been fun of course, dearies, taking over, even if I never fully succeeded. There are many of you whom I dispise, still to this day, and probably always will... you're idiots... me being dead doesn't change that one bit dearies... you may have tried to save me, but I'm sure it will have been to late, like I said... none of you are bright as any of my children, even Starkit could outsmart you with relative ease. In spite of all this dearies, I'm going to miss torturing you all... my time has come... I have accepted that... my games are over, and Starkit will probably care no more after this one. I bid you aduie dearies... you've taken my life, and for that you will never be forgiven...


~~HF

An Explaination for You... Dearies

You see two years ago I realized that I would die deaies. There was really no hope, so... I built a time machine. I traveled back, back to before my second game, and sent myself at that time to what was then the present. Days later he died, in my place.

Deariest that did not make me happy, I was quite annoyed, quite angry. The other games commenced and the new timeline made for me to "die" but it was not the me you all knew. It was a different form, playing with time will do that.

Because of my future being known, I brought the skin from the original Warrior's Wish with me, knowing it would one day be down. My time was bided, and time after time I watched myself fail, making a mockery of my name. For some reason the rift I caused turned me into some kind of... comical character. Nothing was as it had been at first.

Things are different now though dearies, for this time I waited, waited for those mods that foiled me originally to disappear. One by one they went. And after a while were not thought about. Clearly you've found them if you've found this place and for that I commend you. But what you may think is over is in fact only just beginning.

I took a picture, just before going back, to prove to you that I am not the mockery that you once knew before I died, and here is that picture:

Now, I commend your efforts in finding them and this place. But you still have a ways to go.

Good luck... dearies.

And remember, keep your eyes open here at all times. You never know when a clue will appear.

PS: As you can see Dearies, I plan in advance.

My Glorious Return!

I have a short message... you may have heard me interrupt the Darkest Half-Hour, but I'm going to announce it here as well... the kits and I will be stopping by soon... so watch yourselves.

*AHEM*

Very sorry dearies, I've been getting more time lately, that mob has been quite dreadful, unfortunately I haven't a comic for you at the moment, but I believe I saw your dear friend Gorse working on one just the day. I look forward to showing it to you and of course telling you how far from the truth it really is. Hopefully I'll have far more time to post for each and every one of you.

On another note, the most important reason I'm here, is to wish Warrior's Wish a happy second birthday... however, it WILL be mine before its third... believe me, it will. I've also discovered that the magical music box has MANY more songs than I'd ever dreamed, but my favorite band remains the same!

That's all for now dearies, don't stray too far, I'm still watching your every move.

*pants* I've lost them... er... most of them.

As you my dearies know, I've been running for quite some time. The mods have chased me high, and low, and back again. It's quite annoying running for such a long period of time... I really wish I could have a break here and there, especially with the kits to take care of, it really makes running quite a large chore. However, luckily I have managed, and quite well at that. I'm hopeful that your dearest Gorsecloud won't be turning me over, as I did see her most recently; she is after all, the most persistent of the bunch.

Here is how are meeting went... she just never stops I guess...

Running from a mob...

It's not overly enjoyable dearies, and my suggestion is you never get into such a mess! I found myself a little comic from our dearest Gorsecloud that shows what I'm going through quite well. In fact it is the best depiction of reality of any of her little comics thus far.


Comic

As you can see dearies... I'm not having the best of times these days, and as before I don't have much at all, so I must say some things to my dearest Blizz. Our kits are still safe, and I don't think any of THEM will dare touch them, as they are yours as well. Everything will be okay, I promise you, I'm off again, goodbye my dear.

The game has begun dearies.

It's Time, dearies.

The time has come dearies, the game will begin, before you know what to do, everything has fallen into place. I have but one domino left to push, and when it falls, Warrior's Wish goes with it. For you see dearies, I have everything needed, there are two comics for you, but neither is funny. I do however... have one more little comic... to give you a chuckle, but when you see the next too, you'll rethink that little laugh you let escape. You'll regret angering me, you'll regret laughing at any of those little comics. Everything will become mine own dearies, every, little, thing. Nothing you do will save your precious site this time my dears, because I don't just control the site, *evil grin* I control its protectors.

You last laugh...

Now my turn to laugh

My... last laugh...

Tired, drained, and whatever else you wish to call it.

Hello my dearies, unfortunately I will be brief today, it took me much time to get ahold of these most recent comics, and I am therefore quite tired.

Just a side note for you dears of lesser intelligence, read the title.

Here

Theme Song

I thought dearies, that you may be curious as to a song with which I may relate myself enough to consider it to be a theme for myself. For what reason you dearies may wish to know this I know not, but will regardless of your desire to know, tell you. What I would consider to be a theme song for myself is, "It's Good to be King" by Tom Petty. It goes as follows:

It’s good to be king, if just for a while
To be there in velvet, yeah, to give ‘em a smile
It’s good to get high and never come down
It’s good to be king of your own little town

Yeah, the world would swing if I were king
Can I help it if I still dream time to time

It’s good to be king and have your own way
Get a feeling of peace at the end of the day
And when your bulldog barks and your canary sings
You’re out there with winners, it’s good to be king

Yeah I’ll be king when dogs get wings
Can I help it if I still dream time to time

It’s good to be king and have your own world
It helps to make friends, it’s good to meet girls
A sweet little queen who can’t run away
It’s good to be king, whatever it pays

Excuse me if I have some place in my mind
Where I go time to time


There you are dearies, with that will come a comic, which is totally unrelated, I just thought you might enjoy knowing a bit more about myself.

Here you are dearies.

Vacation...

Dearies, I have some... tragic(?) news for you all. Our dearest Gorse is on vacation. Therefore I have only the comics I could muster before she left that I am capable of showing you. Everyone is hoping for a quick return I'm sure, as her twisted ideas of our meetings are quite enjoyable. Quite frankly, I'm growing tired of many of the... inept attempts at flattery or making fun of me I'm getting in your comments. Many of you should just comment on the comics instead of talking to me... unless you have something competent to say.

Until next time dearies! Comic 7

Well... well... well...

Hello dearies, this is merely a small update, and post to tell you I've decided to put up another comic for you to enjoy as thoroughly as possible. I would also like you to know that my own plans are progressing nicely, and should in fact be ready by the end of THIS MOON! The reason I tell you this is to just keep you prepared... because I am going to take over... and much... much sooner than you may have been led to believe by myself... and your precious mods. Be ready dearies. :)


Here you are dearies :)

HAHA! Success dearies, success!

I have successful scoped out Cloudy's place, and found a small drawer with which she has been hiding her little comics in. I have come across quite a few, but for now will just put one up, as I am quite tired, and unwilling to give out so many at once that it would take away your need for another in the near future. Dearies, for your enjoyment, Conspiracy Theorist 5, which annoys me for it's inaccuracy, Blizz missed.

I send my deepest apologies

I'm so sorry my dearies, I have been neglecting you very much lately. You see, I have been distracted greatly by my new toy and all the fascinating new noises that come from the amazing wires which it contains. I've also been drawing up my plans, the real ones, not the little fun I've had just being in the presence of Blizz, Gorse, and all the rest of the mods. I am terribly sorry about Autumn, I'll me her frying pan escapades, those were always intriguing; though perhaps there is the possibility that I will run into her in future encounters with the rest of the mods. I should be getting up another of Gorse's comics, I've just been looking them over myself, in part to figure out wherever he got some of the crazy things he puts into them.

Again, my apologies for the negligence dearies.

My new toy *smile*

As I was scanning the dark forest today I saw a twoleg, yes a twoleg dared to take step into my forest, and so I immediately attacked him, what else am I to do? He fell to the ground, quite startled as one might assume. Twolegs aren't as strong as they are tall, in fact killing them is not all that hard. After I gave him a few bites to the neck he stopped moving, and I noticed these small little wires coming from his ears, and from them came a wonderful sound. I noticed this wire slid slickly into the twoleg's pocket, and after slipping it out there was a small black and silver rectangle that read "iPod", though I am unaware of what this means, there was something called "Three Days Grace" that played from the little wires, and I quite enjoyed them. There was more of this magic sound that came from these wires, and I am thoroughly enjoying my new toy as I let you, my dearies, know of my recent escapades.

My father also came across another of my dearie Gorsecloud's "Conspiracy Theorist" comics today.

My apologies!

I do apologize dearies, I was unable to give a statement yesterday. Somethings are just hard to get around, and one of my dearest friends had a spill of trouble, I just had to help him, it was much more important than speaking with any of you. Personally, I love these little comics that Gorsecloud continues to pump out, but I'm not sure if you all do as well. Why don't you, my wonderful dearies, leave a little bit of feedback for her. Otherwise I don't see the point in continuing to put them up for your pleasure, and for the information to which they pass on to you.

That's all for tonight dearies: Conspiracy Theorist #3.

The Next Meeting!

DEARIES! I'd like you all to know that my dearest and nearest followers have found yet another mockery of the meeting I've had over the weeks with the mods of Warrior's Wish, soon to be my site. These little comics are quite amusing, but more so for the ridiculous nature of them than the actual lines themselves. It is also quite important that you, my dears, know that I do in fact continue in my quest to take over Warrior's Wish with small side, shall we call them missions, and one at a time they fail, just as they're supposed to. They are, after all, distractions.

Here is the meeting, dearies: Conspiracy Theorist 2

Conspiracy Theorist

I have recently discovered that someone has been taking record of the encounters I have been having recently with the mods. Seeing how it is interesting, and I did promise you update on my exploits I have taken the liberty of showing them to you all, without permission of course, otherwise it wouldn't be any fun! Here is the "cover page" as I am lead to believe it is called. Seeing how I'm sure you will ask dearies, I have also for you this wonderful creation that is the first of my little escapades, that many of you know too well. I suppose the name of this would be "Conspiracy Theorist 1"

Enjoy Dearies.

Welcome Dearies!

Hello dearies,

I assume this means you've found where I keep myself? Well, at any rate there will be plenty of goodies about my plots, and some information about myself personally of course, after all I am the future leader of this world!!! I just want you all to remember, that I will rule the world, first Warrior's Wish, then it's branches, and then everything that is Warriors! I'll be sure to keep you all posted on how my plans are progressing, and any future plans I may have. As is quite obvious I've used the banner that our dearest Blizz made for me, as it is quite beautiful, brings out my eyes, which are a sign to you dearies, that I am always, always watching.

That's all for tonight Dearies,

HF