My new toy *smile*

As I was scanning the dark forest today I saw a twoleg, yes a twoleg dared to take step into my forest, and so I immediately attacked him, what else am I to do? He fell to the ground, quite startled as one might assume. Twolegs aren't as strong as they are tall, in fact killing them is not all that hard. After I gave him a few bites to the neck he stopped moving, and I noticed these small little wires coming from his ears, and from them came a wonderful sound. I noticed this wire slid slickly into the twoleg's pocket, and after slipping it out there was a small black and silver rectangle that read "iPod", though I am unaware of what this means, there was something called "Three Days Grace" that played from the little wires, and I quite enjoyed them. There was more of this magic sound that came from these wires, and I am thoroughly enjoying my new toy as I let you, my dearies, know of my recent escapades.

My father also came across another of my dearie Gorsecloud's "Conspiracy Theorist" comics today.

My apologies!

I do apologize dearies, I was unable to give a statement yesterday. Somethings are just hard to get around, and one of my dearest friends had a spill of trouble, I just had to help him, it was much more important than speaking with any of you. Personally, I love these little comics that Gorsecloud continues to pump out, but I'm not sure if you all do as well. Why don't you, my wonderful dearies, leave a little bit of feedback for her. Otherwise I don't see the point in continuing to put them up for your pleasure, and for the information to which they pass on to you.

That's all for tonight dearies: Conspiracy Theorist #3.

The Next Meeting!

DEARIES! I'd like you all to know that my dearest and nearest followers have found yet another mockery of the meeting I've had over the weeks with the mods of Warrior's Wish, soon to be my site. These little comics are quite amusing, but more so for the ridiculous nature of them than the actual lines themselves. It is also quite important that you, my dears, know that I do in fact continue in my quest to take over Warrior's Wish with small side, shall we call them missions, and one at a time they fail, just as they're supposed to. They are, after all, distractions.

Here is the meeting, dearies: Conspiracy Theorist 2

Conspiracy Theorist

I have recently discovered that someone has been taking record of the encounters I have been having recently with the mods. Seeing how it is interesting, and I did promise you update on my exploits I have taken the liberty of showing them to you all, without permission of course, otherwise it wouldn't be any fun! Here is the "cover page" as I am lead to believe it is called. Seeing how I'm sure you will ask dearies, I have also for you this wonderful creation that is the first of my little escapades, that many of you know too well. I suppose the name of this would be "Conspiracy Theorist 1"

Enjoy Dearies.

Welcome Dearies!

Hello dearies,

I assume this means you've found where I keep myself? Well, at any rate there will be plenty of goodies about my plots, and some information about myself personally of course, after all I am the future leader of this world!!! I just want you all to remember, that I will rule the world, first Warrior's Wish, then it's branches, and then everything that is Warriors! I'll be sure to keep you all posted on how my plans are progressing, and any future plans I may have. As is quite obvious I've used the banner that our dearest Blizz made for me, as it is quite beautiful, brings out my eyes, which are a sign to you dearies, that I am always, always watching.

That's all for tonight Dearies,

HF