The game has begun dearies.

It's Time, dearies.

The time has come dearies, the game will begin, before you know what to do, everything has fallen into place. I have but one domino left to push, and when it falls, Warrior's Wish goes with it. For you see dearies, I have everything needed, there are two comics for you, but neither is funny. I do however... have one more little comic... to give you a chuckle, but when you see the next too, you'll rethink that little laugh you let escape. You'll regret angering me, you'll regret laughing at any of those little comics. Everything will become mine own dearies, every, little, thing. Nothing you do will save your precious site this time my dears, because I don't just control the site, *evil grin* I control its protectors.

You last laugh...

Now my turn to laugh

My... last laugh...

Tired, drained, and whatever else you wish to call it.

Hello my dearies, unfortunately I will be brief today, it took me much time to get ahold of these most recent comics, and I am therefore quite tired.

Just a side note for you dears of lesser intelligence, read the title.

Here

Theme Song

I thought dearies, that you may be curious as to a song with which I may relate myself enough to consider it to be a theme for myself. For what reason you dearies may wish to know this I know not, but will regardless of your desire to know, tell you. What I would consider to be a theme song for myself is, "It's Good to be King" by Tom Petty. It goes as follows:

It’s good to be king, if just for a while
To be there in velvet, yeah, to give ‘em a smile
It’s good to get high and never come down
It’s good to be king of your own little town

Yeah, the world would swing if I were king
Can I help it if I still dream time to time

It’s good to be king and have your own way
Get a feeling of peace at the end of the day
And when your bulldog barks and your canary sings
You’re out there with winners, it’s good to be king

Yeah I’ll be king when dogs get wings
Can I help it if I still dream time to time

It’s good to be king and have your own world
It helps to make friends, it’s good to meet girls
A sweet little queen who can’t run away
It’s good to be king, whatever it pays

Excuse me if I have some place in my mind
Where I go time to time


There you are dearies, with that will come a comic, which is totally unrelated, I just thought you might enjoy knowing a bit more about myself.

Here you are dearies.

Vacation...

Dearies, I have some... tragic(?) news for you all. Our dearest Gorse is on vacation. Therefore I have only the comics I could muster before she left that I am capable of showing you. Everyone is hoping for a quick return I'm sure, as her twisted ideas of our meetings are quite enjoyable. Quite frankly, I'm growing tired of many of the... inept attempts at flattery or making fun of me I'm getting in your comments. Many of you should just comment on the comics instead of talking to me... unless you have something competent to say.

Until next time dearies! Comic 7

Well... well... well...

Hello dearies, this is merely a small update, and post to tell you I've decided to put up another comic for you to enjoy as thoroughly as possible. I would also like you to know that my own plans are progressing nicely, and should in fact be ready by the end of THIS MOON! The reason I tell you this is to just keep you prepared... because I am going to take over... and much... much sooner than you may have been led to believe by myself... and your precious mods. Be ready dearies. :)


Here you are dearies :)

HAHA! Success dearies, success!

I have successful scoped out Cloudy's place, and found a small drawer with which she has been hiding her little comics in. I have come across quite a few, but for now will just put one up, as I am quite tired, and unwilling to give out so many at once that it would take away your need for another in the near future. Dearies, for your enjoyment, Conspiracy Theorist 5, which annoys me for it's inaccuracy, Blizz missed.

I send my deepest apologies

I'm so sorry my dearies, I have been neglecting you very much lately. You see, I have been distracted greatly by my new toy and all the fascinating new noises that come from the amazing wires which it contains. I've also been drawing up my plans, the real ones, not the little fun I've had just being in the presence of Blizz, Gorse, and all the rest of the mods. I am terribly sorry about Autumn, I'll me her frying pan escapades, those were always intriguing; though perhaps there is the possibility that I will run into her in future encounters with the rest of the mods. I should be getting up another of Gorse's comics, I've just been looking them over myself, in part to figure out wherever he got some of the crazy things he puts into them.

Again, my apologies for the negligence dearies.