Monday, March 19, 2007

Theme Song

I thought dearies, that you may be curious as to a song with which I may relate myself enough to consider it to be a theme for myself. For what reason you dearies may wish to know this I know not, but will regardless of your desire to know, tell you. What I would consider to be a theme song for myself is, "It's Good to be King" by Tom Petty. It goes as follows:

It’s good to be king, if just for a while
To be there in velvet, yeah, to give ‘em a smile
It’s good to get high and never come down
It’s good to be king of your own little town

Yeah, the world would swing if I were king
Can I help it if I still dream time to time

It’s good to be king and have your own way
Get a feeling of peace at the end of the day
And when your bulldog barks and your canary sings
You’re out there with winners, it’s good to be king

Yeah I’ll be king when dogs get wings
Can I help it if I still dream time to time

It’s good to be king and have your own world
It helps to make friends, it’s good to meet girls
A sweet little queen who can’t run away
It’s good to be king, whatever it pays

Excuse me if I have some place in my mind
Where I go time to time


There you are dearies, with that will come a comic, which is totally unrelated, I just thought you might enjoy knowing a bit more about myself.

Here you are dearies.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

How much do you weigh, HF?

Forward I am heavy, backwards I am not. What am I?

... There's the answer...

HF said...

Well dearie, my weight is none of your concern, as for your little riddle the answer is obviously ton. ton (2,204.6 lbs) forward, and it is the word "not" backwards.

Anonymous said...

But of course, even the most simplist mind could figure that out.

HF said...

Even the most simplist? First of all, simplist is not a word; the correct word is simplest, and secondly, you shouldn't say the "most" simplest, you must say either "most simple", or the better would be "the simplest", as most just makes it nonsensical.

Anonymous said...

I know, I'm not stupid. I simply tucked a bit of bad grammar and spelling into my post, just for the simple sake of seeing you correct it. Its obviously a weakness of yours, trying to be the most ... intelligent.

HF said...

Dearie, I don't try to be the most intelligent, I just am the most intelligent.

Anonymous said...

I've noticed mistakes in your grammar and spelling in the past. Nobody's perfect, and neither are you... And you're most definatly not the most intelligent.

Anonymous said...

Ah. maybe not the most intelligent, period, but it may be a truthful statement that HF is the most intelligent here. HF has shone proof of that many times over.

HF does know how to stretch the thought of the others around. Always a puzzle to solve and a word of grammar to correct. I myself am into large words. Unfortunately, when I use them people didn't understand me, or accuse me of a using a thesuarus to sound smart.

Anonymous said...

Ah yes that song fits you quite well.

Anonymous said...

No. No no no. That song is mine and mine only.